Boy is a Bottom – Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox

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Ok, if there was ever going to be a drag queen ‘girl’ group, this would totally be it.

These three queens are fierce and fun in this video, which is a spoof of Alicia Key’s ‘Girl on Fire’.  In the video, they’re following around this cute little bearded boy, making fun of his Grindr profile (versatile? grrrl puh-lease!), and so forth.

rupaulIn fact, this cheeky parody by Willam recently debuted at No. 6 on the Comedy Digital Songs chart.  The video features fellow drag performers Detox (who is currently competing on “RuPaul’s Drag Race“) and Vicky Vox.

It’s not the first time these three divas worked together – last year, Willam released the single ‘Chow Down’ (poking fun at the bigotry behind American fast-food chain Chick-fil-A), which featured the other two queens, and was actually a spoof of Wilson Philips ‘Hold On’.  In fact, they remind a lot of people of Wilson Phillips.

Click HERE to see ‘Chow Down’ on YouTube

Willam, who was disqualified during Season 4 of “Rupaul’s Drag Race”, is also known for his (her?) recurring role on ‘Nip/Tuck’ as transsexual Cherry Pick, and has had roles in ‘Because I Said So’, and ‘American Wedding’.

See after the video for the lyrics to ‘Boy is a Bottom’.

Enjoy 😉

Boy is a Bottom – Lyrics

He’s just a boy, but he’s a bottom.
Make him try to top, he’ll cry.
Never even said he’s bi.

It says “he’s Vers” up on his Grindr.
Versatile Yea, Ok.
Girl, you know you super gay.
Source: LYBIO.net

Oooooooooooo
Ass up and pull those pants down.
(I had heard at one time he had a gown)

Oooooooo
His hole is medium rare
(pink)
& you won’t find a hair (stink)

(Chorus)
This boy is a bottom (bottom bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He’s a ratchet-ass bottom.
Source: LYBIO.net

He got Fleet enemas for days.
60 minutes in the gym
45 of that is showering

“He’s a jock” -least he wears one on a date.
Ass pussy sweet and clean.
a Total top’s total dream.

Ohoah oh oh oh ohhh
That hole ain’t been tight for years.
Slopabottumus queer.

Whoah oh oh oh ohhh
Rectal prolapse be damned
(it’s cool it’s cool it’s cool).
Shove it up in his can
(Take that. Take it.. bllahalhaggahla)

(Chorus)
This boy is a bottom (bottom bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom (bottom bottom)
He’s a ratchet-ass bottom.

(Rap)
Dickpig
Over here, pig.
Make my shaft disappear in your rear pig.
Double penetration with you up in here pig.
Are you scared pig?
This goes there pig.
And on your backdoor, that’s my tongue pig.
Yeah, that’s your boy gash.
Into my twink stash.
Keep sucking me, do it ’till I am tuckered, G
Yes I’m on top. – Cause ain’t nobody fuckin’ me

(And now it’s time for a breakdown)

Yea

Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
No, no, no,no, noooooooo.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.
Never gonna bottom.

(Chorus)
This boy is a bottom
(bottom bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He’s a ratchet-ass bottom.

Whoah oh oh oh ohhh
Whoah oh oh oh ohhh
He

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